look to your kingdoms. I am coming for them all.Tumblr (3.0; @cunninglanguage)http://cunninglanguage.tumblr.com/<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/65102146" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://girl-non-grata.tumblr.com/post/49399793528/husband-animates-joke-about-tortilla-chips-told-by">girl-non-grata</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.</p> <p>Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.</p> </blockquote>http://cunninglanguage.tumblr.com/post/50863677968http://cunninglanguage.tumblr.com/post/50863677968Mon, 20 May 2013 11:52:43 +1200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8806c10a2d49012052531a890fc87208/tumblr_mlsjcng7XJ1rqmy9yo5_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/59d76ac9f86c665441a67f749f4c021f/tumblr_mlsjcng7XJ1rqmy9yo1_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/83a14c56af2fa5eb96baeda6f7443904/tumblr_mlsjcng7XJ1rqmy9yo2_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1278848cec4171118f534b6d871ac241/tumblr_mlsjcng7XJ1rqmy9yo4_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://archivistsrock.tumblr.com/post/48827497975/matt-bomer-leaving-a-chipotle-reading-a-cookbook">archivistsrock</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Matt Bomer leaving a Chipotle. Reading a cookbook. Looking fine. (April 24, 2013) (<a href="http://www.justjared.com/2013/04/24/matt-bomer-cookbook-reader-at-chipotle/">x</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://cunninglanguage.tumblr.com/post/50814147428http://cunninglanguage.tumblr.com/post/50814147428Mon, 20 May 2013 00:10:19 +1200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2fc3b3ac790a40b1c79ebb26e941a647/tumblr_mmz2od9ovV1qbxc8qo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2ba491a9948939225b59a04c3494a21b/tumblr_mmz2od9ovV1qbxc8qo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b163f0b242eacb2f8861b5223f092954/tumblr_mmz2od9ovV1qbxc8qo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/df139d95a81df3458d5e7ef794be5715/tumblr_mmz2od9ovV1qbxc8qo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1e6049e0e341d067d588ce57dde05c3b/tumblr_mmz2od9ovV1qbxc8qo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/64e1efb4f3426b5d8ab3409e737123b3/tumblr_mmz2od9ovV1qbxc8qo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small>1,2,3 </small></p> </blockquote>http://cunninglanguage.tumblr.com/post/50813313878http://cunninglanguage.tumblr.com/post/50813313878Sun, 19 May 2013 23:48:42 +1200hockeysidney crosby is better than youBOOMhatrick<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m151bqGar41r4dyt0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>i feel like this is the entire show summed up in one picture</p> </blockquote>http://cunninglanguage.tumblr.com/post/50812785180http://cunninglanguage.tumblr.com/post/50812785180Sun, 19 May 2013 23:34:21 +1200“You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job market with triple the unemployment isn’t interested in purchasing the assets of the generation who just blew an enormous housing bubble and kept it from popping through quantitative easing and out-and-out federal support? Curious.”<br/><br/> - <em>When comments are better than the article, <em>Atlantic</em> edition (“<a href="http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2012/09/the-cheapest-generation/309060/" title="atlantic">The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials aren’t buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy</a>”)</em>http://cunninglanguage.tumblr.com/post/50812639226http://cunninglanguage.tumblr.com/post/50812639226Sun, 19 May 2013 23:30:21 +1200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8a919f78bfb9baa27e87e945e1f5e6aa/tumblr_mm586rapXc1ro1v80o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://torakowalski.tumblr.com/post/50353770540/chiarashipseveryone-how-cute-is-the-fact-that">torakowalski</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chiarashipseveryone.tumblr.com/post/49395131584/how-cute-is-the-fact-that-jarvis-has-his-own">chiarashipseveryone</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>How cute is the fact that Jarvis has his own Christmas stocking?</p> </blockquote> <p>ADORABLE.</p> </blockquote>http://cunninglanguage.tumblr.com/post/50812524376http://cunninglanguage.tumblr.com/post/50812524376Sun, 19 May 2013 23:27:08 +1200ironmanso many JARVIS feels you don't even know<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/eeb673f7a17d9bb519d8f3c705968430/tumblr_mn175fLWxv1qh2lw2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://duss005.tumblr.com/post/50792835759/the-ninja-photo-bomb-for-our-mothers-day-and">duss005</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the ninja photo bomb for our Mother’s day and Father’s day chapters. You can download the mother’s day chapter tomorrow ( sunday, in a few hours) directly from DC <a href="http://www.readdcentertainment.com/Batman-Lil-Gotham/comics-series/9360">here </a><a href="http://www.readdcentertainment.com/Batman-Lil-Gotham/comics-series/9360"></a><a href="http://www.readdcentertainment.com/Batman-Lil-Gotham/comics-series/9360"><a href="http://www.readdcentertainment.com/Batman-Lil-Gotham/comics-series/9360">http://www.readdcentertainment.com/Batman-Lil-Gotham/comics-series/9360</a></a></p> <p>Father’s day chapter comes June 9th, also huge big thanks in advance to all those reading this title!</p> <p>-dustin</p> </blockquote>http://cunninglanguage.tumblr.com/post/50811862490http://cunninglanguage.tumblr.com/post/50811862490Sun, 19 May 2013 23:08:19 +1200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0184f97a71314cff0535c4a18fba584b/tumblr_mm2wh3Q5pA1r8gsqgo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b658d877c9f28dfad9635a90db14e0cf/tumblr_mm2wh3Q5pA1r8gsqgo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://cunninglanguage.tumblr.com/post/50811467155http://cunninglanguage.tumblr.com/post/50811467155Sun, 19 May 2013 23:00:23 +1200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cf5371a68eccbb22ae227936e3eccd58/tumblr_mm6vz9TdoN1qicnlko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tally-art.tumblr.com/post/49459935430/i-wish-i-was-joking-but-i-really-did-this-to-poor">tally-art</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I wish I was joking, but I really did this to poor <a href="http://myqkaplan.com/">Myq Kaplan</a>.  Thank god he was a comedian who could laugh it off and continue the conversation like nothing happened.</p> </blockquote>http://cunninglanguage.tumblr.com/post/50810733049http://cunninglanguage.tumblr.com/post/50810733049Sun, 19 May 2013 22:53:11 +1200<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whiskey-memories.tumblr.com/post/50749358761/bras-are-so-expensive-like-i-didnt-choose-the">whiskey-memories</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me</span></p> </blockquote>http://cunninglanguage.tumblr.com/post/50810507017http://cunninglanguage.tumblr.com/post/50810507017Sun, 19 May 2013 22:51:02 +1200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/60a998460749de377a30bd83ee448bd3/tumblr_mmyi7azsBH1qb29y6o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5032fed867d657b78bd612fca5fcca42/tumblr_mmyi7azsBH1qb29y6o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7eb5397556ce40d3acf0e0601b49f404/tumblr_mmyi7azsBH1qb29y6o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/19263a1ec0b16fe08b7dbece70b486bc/tumblr_mmyi7azsBH1qb29y6o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/71d3b49f87faffc97f63219a3d913757/tumblr_mmyi7azsBH1qb29y6o6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://hockeyplayertweets.tumblr.com/post/50691133629/desperately-wanting-the-golden-tweets-of" class="tumblr_blog">hockeyplayertweets</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://desperately---wanting.tumblr.com/post/50667096929/the-golden-tweets-of-gabriel-landeskog">desperately—-wanting</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the golden tweets of gabriel landeskog</p> </blockquote></blockquote>http://cunninglanguage.tumblr.com/post/50701840896http://cunninglanguage.tumblr.com/post/50701840896Sat, 18 May 2013 15:30:01 +1200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ba65d0d6bfca3bfadce5df69e54c8642/tumblr_mfzko9wwMY1rlmsqyo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spyderdoll.tumblr.com/post/39456636260/favourite-things-3-swedish-dala-horses">spyderdoll</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Favourite Things 3#</strong></p> <p><strong>Swedish Dala Horses</strong></p> </blockquote>http://cunninglanguage.tumblr.com/post/50646906040http://cunninglanguage.tumblr.com/post/50646906040Fri, 17 May 2013 23:53:51 +1200dala horseahhh I want a herd of themI have but oneor rather my mum has onebut it's mine now<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e03dd42533361256532fcb8a02ed50fe/tumblr_mmukts5p951rik8exo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://cunninglanguage.tumblr.com/post/50645373726http://cunninglanguage.tumblr.com/post/50645373726Fri, 17 May 2013 23:06:36 +1200<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scheherazodd.tumblr.com/post/50629981707/on-the-one-hand-i-just-want-to-remove-will-from">scheherazodd</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>On the one hand I just want to remove Will from his toxic influences and get him a proper psychiatrist and make him tea and muffins and wrap him up in a fluffy pink Snuggie and tell him that everything is going to be okay…</p> <p>But on the other hand, I really really <em>really</em> enjoy watching Hannibal fuck around with Will’s head and manipulate everyone and just be a devious little shit who ruins everything.</p> </blockquote> <p></p>http://cunninglanguage.tumblr.com/post/50640216457http://cunninglanguage.tumblr.com/post/50640216457Fri, 17 May 2013 19:48:11 +1200basicallyhannibal<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b4e8cef43b0333b68b102804bc1aa69e/tumblr_mj5g1p80TC1qj5qvfo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/15ce7eb25b2140c0dd0a63840ccd2edf/tumblr_mj5g1p80TC1qj5qvfo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7a85015b18e8b86afe3de534c691148a/tumblr_mj5g1p80TC1qj5qvfo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fairytalemood.tumblr.com/post/50599736573/photos-by-gustavo-papaleo-for-john-lewis-magazine">fairytalemood</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>photos by Gustavo Papaleo for John Lewis magazine</p> </blockquote>http://cunninglanguage.tumblr.com/post/50632934285http://cunninglanguage.tumblr.com/post/50632934285Fri, 17 May 2013 16:42:07 +1200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/410f4187a258ff6476e02c2136faefe8/tumblr_mmoprlIWdh1s2xh2ro2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ae5ca33159b0e0816bacd06868729794/tumblr_mmoprlIWdh1s2xh2ro1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/24ef532733a20149b1bd4415f61c3798/tumblr_mmoprlIWdh1s2xh2ro3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://exornali.tumblr.com/post/50251948664/original-here">exornali</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=3569369">Original here</a></p> </blockquote>http://cunninglanguage.tumblr.com/post/50620145279http://cunninglanguage.tumblr.com/post/50620145279Fri, 17 May 2013 13:41:18 +1200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c0b41d6446a99901e488beacf7b075a9/tumblr_mmwdl1QL0N1sqypo4o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a4453e55e2aae69bce18ebf83c2828b3/tumblr_mmwdl1QL0N1sqypo4o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/770db793c3a426ee5bb90fdcccaa27f5/tumblr_mmwdl1QL0N1sqypo4o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://izzy-isme92.tumblr.com/post/50585602676/tobiasbudge-the-lord-is-actually-testing-me">izzy-isme92</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tobiasbudge.tumblr.com/post/50580392693/the-lord-is-actually-testing-me">tobiasbudge</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the lord is actually testing me</p> </blockquote> <p>another proof that Fuller is a bonafide troll</p> </blockquote>http://cunninglanguage.tumblr.com/post/50598197544http://cunninglanguage.tumblr.com/post/50598197544Fri, 17 May 2013 08:39:13 +1200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1b8076ef629b147cf4e1a8af003cf3ad/tumblr_mmu5pvwaUR1qc8jh0o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d154860627617fbc970859e8f56d0f3d/tumblr_mmu5pvwaUR1qc8jh0o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/30a00390be9e5959256b7f33d50d3906/tumblr_mmu5pvwaUR1qc8jh0o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://neil-gaiman.tumblr.com/post/50514552544/mercurialme-i-knew-yall-would-have-a-gif-set">neil-gaiman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mercurialme.tumblr.com/post/50511123501/i-knew-yall-would-have-a-gif-set-of-this-by">mercurialme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I knew y’all would have a gif set of this by morning.</p> </blockquote> <p>Truth.</p> </blockquote>http://cunninglanguage.tumblr.com/post/50598092190http://cunninglanguage.tumblr.com/post/50598092190Fri, 17 May 2013 08:37:43 +1200man: oh no! Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy!<br /> woman: what do you mean by 'oh no'?<br /> man: i mean that's major surgery! i hope she's okay! she's smart and dedicated and a hardworking humanitarian and a mother of little kids! she needs to be healthy!http://cunninglanguage.tumblr.com/post/50569426623http://cunninglanguage.tumblr.com/post/50569426623Thu, 16 May 2013 22:50:38 +1200<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/DVQ_O4wmo_A?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nebulia13.tumblr.com/post/50543556471/behindmybabyblueeys-i-love-these-goofs">nebulia13</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://behindmybabyblueeys.tumblr.com/post/49992309359/i-love-these-goofs">behindmybabyblueeys</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I love these goofs</p> </blockquote> <p>Literally the best thing about this is Benny at the end: “We’re gonna find out who did it…and probably do nothing about it.”</p> </blockquote>http://cunninglanguage.tumblr.com/post/50561727987http://cunninglanguage.tumblr.com/post/50561727987Thu, 16 May 2013 18:21:01 +1200pittsburgh penguinsrookie pranksahaha