wow eczema hey i didn't notice you when did you...
thedawnrenewed: just kidding, smearing my whole body down with horribly damaging creams to make you go away.
howestandawesomeness: ourtangledbones: dinuguan: Who raised this kid?! :o I would be lying if I said I didn’t tear up a bit. Incredible. He is amazing!
Trufax: The thing Poirot was most mad about in Murder on the Orient Express was that he couldn’t style his moustache properly in peace.
The Underwear Story
FINE. WHEN I WAS AROUND 3 OR 4 YEARS OLD I DRAGGED A BOY THE SAME AGE AS ME INTO THE PLAYHOUSE AT THE DAYCARE I WAS AT AND FORCEFULLY SHOWED HIM MY UNDERWEAR IN A DEAL (THAT HE DID NOT ACTUALLY AGREE TO) THAT HE’D HAVE TO SHOW ME HIS. And Shannon has never let me forget this since she found out, which I’m pretty sure must break the implicit social contract governing Truth or Dare...
thisisnotduckeh asked: WHY DIDN'T THAT PERSON ASK FOR THE UNDERWEAR STORY? DOING IT WRONG.
Anonymous asked: Tell us something embarrassing we don't all already know!
anagrammaton asked: Your mom should join Tumblr so she can reblog people with totally sick burns.
itisnotofimport: “Why don’t I ever get any asks,” she whispers as she alt-reblogs another post while doing nothing to contribute to the community and not approaching anyone.
chubby-bunnies: You can be body-positive and still have preferences. You can be a feminist and still love men. You can be sex-positive without being interested in casual sex. People seem to forget that the core principle of all of these is as simple as not being an asshole.
hurpaderp: my mom likes to play this game called yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can’t hear her #bonus round: i do hear her and i actually answer four or five times and i hear nothing but silence back
Recalibrate your statistics.: greatbriton: i read... →
weaponizedwit: greatbriton: i read an article from some archery dude talking about how shit Hawkeye’s archery was in Avengers. and now everytime I see Hawkeye from the movie I get disappointed. i don’t know shit about archery but I guess he didn’t even have basics down and that’s sad. :( Well I’m not… There was an article from a guy who analysed Hawkeye from the promotional stills...
circletines: just because i cant sing does not mean i wont sing