July 2011
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mentalflossr:
Believe it or not, this sentence is grammatically correct and has meaning: “Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.”
First devised by professor William J. Rapaport in 1972, the sentence uses various meanings and parts of speech for the term “buffalo”…
Taken from imp Tammy (can’t remember your...
A Modern Sexual-Assault Tale
Man: Hello, I'd like to report a mugging.
Officer: A mugging, eh? Where did it take place?
Man: I was walking by 21st and Dundritch Street and a man pulled out a gun and said, "Give me all your money."
Officer: And did you?
Man: Yes, I co-operated.
Officer: So you willingly gave the man your money without fighting back, calling for help or trying to escape?
Man: Well, yes, but I was terrified. I thought he was going to kill me!
Officer: Mmm. But you did co-operate with him. And I've been informed that you're quite a philanthropist, too.
Man: I give to charity, yes.
Officer: So you like to give money away. You make a habit of giving money away.
Man: What does that have to do with this situation?
Officer: You knowingly walked down Dundritch Street in your suit when everyone knows you like to give away money, and then you didn't fight back. It sounds like you gave money to someone, but now you're having after-donation regret. Tell me, do you really want to ruin his life because of your mistake?
Man: This is ridiculous!
Officer: This is a rape analogy. This is what women face every single day when they try to bring their rapists to justice.
Man: Fuck the patriarchy.
Officer: Word.
valeria2067:
You know why Mark Gatiss writes gay sexual innuendo? He’s not paid or anything. He likes it. He gets off on it. The gayer the innuendo the more he gets off, and you know what? One day just writing innuendo won’t be enough? One day Sherlock and John will be having explicit pornographic sex in the middle of an actual episode, and Mark Gatiss will be the one that put them there.
I hope your parents die!: I seriously don't think... →
jvca:
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willxneverxend:
That new show, Suits. First four episodes, all really good. A GOOD show. Great writing, great characters. Just what a show needs.
And all I see is chicks taking the two male dudes and putting them together to “ship for a homosexual relationship.”
I seriously…
It disappoints me that I don’t have enough time to put my full 2 cents into this discussion (as I...
Reblog if you want to know who people think you...
AND TITS: Tax refunds in NZ and how to get the... →
tittybasket:
So everyone seems to be of the opinion that putting through a tax refund is really difficult, and that it’s okay to pay a percentage of your refund to some tax agent to do it for you. This is retarded. It is easy as pie, and while it does take a while (a few weeks sometimes) it is well worth it -…
Need to do this soon~
