Cunning Language

...Would that I were...

myladymother:

i hate when people are like “only dogs can give u love and affection cats are cold and elusive” like okay dog person if you had ever actually owned a cat you would know they are the neediest fucking creatures on the planet

cats will literally sit on your head until you pay attention to them

(via rocky-feo)

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trivia-lad:

darkenyourclothes:

pastel-cutie:

what the hell

They are going to make so much fucking money.

HOLY CRAP I LOVE LIVING IN THE FUTURE

(Source: videohall, via hellotailor)

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

fairgroundsoldier:

fairgroundsoldier:

FINALLY!

Giveaway time! Thank you all for 1000+ followers, I appreciate it so much!
As promised, here is the 1,000+ follower giveaway: a fangirl feels emergency kit.

  • Owl Plushie: to squeeze the HELL out of when you’re overcome with feels
  • Friendship mug: to remember that you have friends that share your feels
  • Robot mustache man necklace: a little buddy to keep you company
  • Strength candle: CITRUS SCENTED! To remind you to BE STRONG through your feel overload
  • Frog hot&cold gel thingy: FOR YOUR OUCHIES AND BOOBOOS caused by fandom life
  • Hot cocoa: …to fill your damn mug
  • Kleenex: you know what this is for
  • Audiology black earphones: to drown out the world during these times of crisis

Adooorable

Now there are, of course, some rules!

  1. You do not have to be following me to win, but if there are changes made to the giveaway that you aren’t made aware of (such as end date), you are responsible!
  2. Please tag your giveaway so that your followers can block it if they want to
  3. Do not reblog more than times a day. No dash clogging, it’s rude! Likes also count as an entry.
  4. Make sure you are willing to give your address to me and if you must ask for parental permission, please do so
  5. Make sure your ask box is open.  The winner will be notified in their ask box about the win.
  6. I will ship internationally, however if the winner is not in the United States or Canada, shipping may be delayed based on cost, but the winner will still receive the items (eventually)

The giveaway will conclude on Friday, June 8, 2012 (one month from now) at around 5pm Central Standard Time. I will be using a random number generator to determine who the winner is!
A big thank you to Sarah for making the graphic for me!
WOW everyone! 

I made this giveaway to celebrate over 1,000 followers and somehow in that time, I gained a whole new thousand! @____@
To celebrate the new milestone of over 2,000 followers, I’ve decided to add to the giveaway!! One lucky winner will receive all of the items from the Fandom Survival pack, and a few random fandom-y things that I’ve thrown together. If they’re not your cup of tea, I’m sorry! Stuff is always good to have though, right? :D
  • Jawn the Hedgehog eraser
  • Marvel’s The Avengers Iron Man Vinyl Bobble Head
  • Marvel’s Captain America button
  • Marvel’s Captain America jelly bracelet
  • Three Adventure Time buttons

OH MY GOD THAT ERASER FKLJSFLSDF

(via solo-forever)

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dexternatural:

deductism:

The Story Of Dean and Castiel - Season 4

(more parts on the way)

(via merenwen84)

claricechiarasorcha:

I’m kind of creeped out by watching these .gifs, probably because things move too fast in the movie for me to catch most of the FEELS eating at me now, but…the wide-eyed look he had towards the beginning is so…peculiar, somehow. Possibly it’s just because Hiddleston’s eyes are so transparently blue in that light, as if you are looking straight into Loki’s mind AND FINDING NOTHING THERE. But then, from a canonical POV, we have Natasha somewhat earlier “fixing” Clint with a bit of “cognitive recalibration”…and if we assume that Loki has been kind of mind-fucked and that the sceptre and tesseract were amplifying the crazy, then…this is almost like the old Loki coming back and saying “…oh shit…” before very quickly trying to bring things under his control by way of his smart-ass mouth.

But there’s that pause between the dialogue of the first and second .gifs that also gets me. Loki’s ducking his head in a submissive way before going for Puppy Eyes in order to garner sympathy, sure, but I think…oh, I don’t even know. It’s the searching way his eyes move at the end of the second that troubles my feels. It’s like: “…somebody…anybody?” The verbal equivalent of his pathetic little whine after the Hulk uses him to remodel Tony’s floor.

But that good ol’ silver tongue is just a lead weight holding you right to the floor there, Loki m’dear. In a way they didn’t even need to gag you, you’d done it yourself already.

LONG GAME IS LONG.

(Source: stacyjacks, via queenklu)

leupagus:

kimlennox:

Scarlett’s stunt trainning for her role as Black Widow in Iron Man2

“Scarlett hadn’t really done an action role.And she assured me that she would work as hard as she needed to both get in sharp and do her stunts and learn all that stuff.She spent hours and hours and hours for months.By far the most dedicated actor when it came to stunt work and the physical work.” - Jon Favreau:Director&co-star

Holy shitballs, how is she both the cutest and the most terrifying.

Here's what I heard when Stark met Banner in the movie:

  • Tony: LET'S BE BFF ALWAYS
  • Bruce: But I could kill you all and I wouldn't even be able to control myself-
  • Tony: BFF
  • Bruce: You're not getting the severity of the situation-
  • Tony: BEST
  • Bruce: Mr. Stark you have to-
  • Tony: FRIENDS
  • Bruce: Tony-
  • Tony: FOREVER